YES. This is the most sensible ski you'll ever own!

These Twin Tip Split Monoski Bladezzz (TTSMB for "short") are half the length, twice the width, and 69 times more fun!!! Why a 99cm monoski you ask? So you can send every trick your grandpa stomped in 1987... looking like you're skiing 420 years in the future!!! On the way up, split it, and earn your turns like a grown up. On the way down, our patent SplitLock™ industrial electro magnets lock 'em together so you can go full send! It floats in deep pow like a surfboard, it tricks like a snowboard, and it will make everyone in the lift line wish they were you!!! This is the most logical and unhinged piece of equipment ever created by J. Xtremely limited quantities available next winter exclusively to people that signup for early access above.☝️

ADVANCE TECHNOLOGY:

• 99cm is the best size confirmed by the FDA
• 2x lighter than skis and snowboards
• Symmetric dual tipped for easy backwards
• Floats in powder better than traditional skis & snowboards
• Skimo friendly transitions, lighter, faster, and more solid!!!
• TSA approved carry-on, fits overhead while flying
• Includes pre-cut 99cmm skins
• SplitLock™ industrial electro magnet reliability
• Uses less space in cars, lift lines, and storage
• Carbon fiber autobiometric stablilization
• Vermont Maple wood core
• Way more fun