Ever met a shark who can moonwalk?
Well, Leo can.
Leo isn’t your regular Leopard Shark either and while you are thinking, all sharks are dangerous, I can confirm, Leopard Sharks are not. Not unless you are playing a game of pool with them. Leo and I have been mates for around 4 years, and it was late one Sunday afternoon when we were playing a game of stick and having some drinks when things got even stranger than a leopard shark playing pool. Off the break, not only did he sink 6 of his balls, but he also then proceeded to pocket every remaining ball of his, then all of mine, then the black, then the white. How does one celebrate such a display of dominance? Moonwalk around the table naturally. I paid my penance with a nude run. Shortly after that we were kicked out of the bar.
This shirt is for you Leo. Well Played.