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WTF Notebooks
Tauranga, Bay of Plenty
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Say goodbye to boring notebooks and hello to WTF Notebooks! Custom printed in the US, these notebooks spread joy like it’s going out of style: From inappropriate gag gifts to light-hearted corporate swag, WTF Notebooks make the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor. Customize yours today!
My list of all the idiots I know
Shit my brain decides to think about when I should be sleeping
Co-workers I suspect are aliens
Brilliant ideas I had while drinking
My ideas on how to open the Strait of Hormuz
Receipts for a ballroom funded by my taxes
My notes on everything that is wrong with this country
Cool thoughts to help me through this fucking hot day
Common sense and other endangered concepts
Politicians I wouldn't trust to run a lemonade stand
Notes I'd like to pass to the founding fathers in retrospect
Amendments I'd like to suggest for the next 250 years
My contributions to 250 years of American excellence
Things the mainstream media keeps getting wrong
My research into extraterrestrial life at my work
A recollection of my latest alien abduction
Reasons my doctor says my brain is the best he's ever seen
Half-finished notes from work meetings I fell asleep in
Things I blame on whoever is in charge
Times I was called crazy and turned out to be right
My list of organs I could possibly live without
Shit my tax dollars paid for that I wasn't consulted about
Notes on political debates with my family
Flight logs of my private jet
Bills I'm paying for things I voted against
Decisions made with my money by people who don't have to live with them
My favorite Bible verses and Pulp Fiction quotes
My top secret notes and highly classified files
Controversial things the President said today
Grocery lists and other luxury shopping plans
Thoughts and prayers for my retirement account
Wars, tariffs, and other household expenses
Thoughts I'll blame on the eggnog
Reasons why I'm not in a jolly good mood
My wish list I'll casually leave out for anyone paying attention
The notebook I'll re-gift at next year's Secret Santa exchange
Things that sparkle more than my personality
My cheerfully cynical to-do list
People who can shove their Elf on the Shelf up themselves
Naughty thoughts that didn't make Santa's list
Notes from the jolly fucking shitshow that is my life
My shit list wrapped in holiday cheer
A very merry list of people who piss me off
Santa's naughty list
Notes for my fuck-it bucket
WTF Greeting Card
Things I thought were funny when I overheard them on the train
To-do lists I'll work on tomorrow
Project notes for whatever the hell this is
Meeting notes I'll probably never look at again
Notes from the meeting that solved nothing and ended late
Thoughts and ideas from a pure fucking genius
Notes for my next TED Talk
Notes by the smartest person in the room
My journal for when I'm barely holding it together
Shit that's on fire while I'm just adding marshmallows
Motivation and other things I left at home
Emails that could have been a nervous breakdown
World's okayest opinions
Intrusive thoughts
Things I pretend to understand about life
My exhaustive list of fuck-ups (so far)
Reasons why I shouldn't be left unsupervised
Great ideas and bad decisions
Life advice from a professional trainwreck
My diary for the shitshow I call life
Dumb shit I blame on Mercury retrograde
Products I complain about until they are on sale
My billion-dollar brainstorm book
A collection of brain farts
All the things I started writing, then thought, "fuck it"
Conversations I had with my smart refrigerator
Emergency escape plans for family gatherings
Smart things I yelled at the TV
Notebook 9 of 37
Plans for the future (assuming we still have one)
Conspiracy theories I'm 75% sure are true
Foreign policy notes I've written in crayon
Things that were definitely not controversial yesterday
Fake news and alternative facts
Political opinions I got from TikTok
Things I'll most definitely regret, but here we fucking go
What I would've said if I weren't so classy
Power moves and petty thoughts
Thoughts that are too big for small minds
Entitlement and other things I’m entitled to
My list of things I was right about ...again
People I wish I hadn’t slept with
Sexual positions I never knew existed
Things not to say during sex
Things that are more important than my to-do list
Things my face says out loud
Dipshit of the month nominations
Regulations I'd impose if I ran this nation
Words that accidentally fell out of my mouth
My list of days that don't have enough hours
Shit I started but never finished
Emails I wish I had never sent
Work jokes and other coping mechanisms
H.R. horror stories
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