The “Slav Squat” is an advanced tactical maneuver and an important tenet of global military doctrine. With our stylish morale patch wear your knowledge of the Slav Squat on your favorite gear!
Durable Polyvinyl Chloride (PVC) construction that’s naturally resistant to water and heat
Attaches using standard hook-and-loop (Velcro) attachment
Perfect for tactical gear, backpacks, caps, dog vests, and other tactical tomfoolery
Engineered to withstand harsh environments and rough handling
It allows the user to combine the flexibility of a full-body tracksuit with panicked, over-the-head Kalashnikov fire, often with deadly results (often for the user). This morale patch is a celebration of the Slav Squat’s legacy, and of Slavs who squat everywhere.