Celebrate one of Chicago's stupidest traditions with our Dibs Chair toy. You may do the shoveling, but we all know who does the real work in 'your' parking spot: the classic folding chair. This inaction figure folds up for easy storage and will delight (or infuriate!) Chicagoans on both sides of the dibs divide.

• Turn it into a holiday tree ornament by adding the included hook.
• Remove the hanger for year-round use, like saving your seat at the bar.
• Perfect addition to any nativity scene.
• Less confrontational than real dibs.
• Recyclable for when this joke get old.
• Class it up with the included stickers.
• Buy a couple two-tree for youse and your frents.

The Dibs Starter Pack includes a 5" plastic folding chair, two stickers, and a single 1.25" ornament hook. This product is a joint venture between Harebrained & Shawnimals.