“Bewaaare! Bewaaare!” said the crazy old man in a moth-eaten parka. “The abominable snow icon lives on this mountain! That frosty freak loves two things. Stealing easy, affordable blue snowboard goggles...and eating you! Oh, I see you have an S3 smoke blue spherical lens for bright light. Very nice. But it won’t be very bright when you’re IN HIS STOMACH!!! YOU’RE DOOOMED! YOU’RE ALL DOOOMED!!!”