At last, you too can be an awkward contestant in the 1988 Miss Junior America Wisconsin Pre-teen pageant. This tee is the perfect attire for impressing judges with your knowledge of Fred Astaire's death, a story about a half-dead pigeon, or for thanking your orthodontist, Dr. Zussman. Bye!

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US