Trust your gut - these definitely need to be added to cart. Why do you need FootGuts(TM)? Well, let me tell you. Nobody will question you. Only someone with the confidence of a serial murderer wears intestinal viscera on their feet. Perfect to wear for meetings, colonoscopy exams, or just day to day when you want a reminder that we are all just squishy tubes in a flesh prison. 

Great gift for your girlfriend with IBS. (This line is because we are good at SEO.)

Remember, It's what's inside that counts.