Doomsday Discs Oxymoron – Cheese Sandwich Edition

The Doomsday Discs Oxymoron – Cheese Sandwich Edition is a hilariously unconventional collectible that takes the concept of a disc golf sandwich to an entirely new level. Featuring a bright orange, square-shaped Oxymoron with a special Sharp Cheddar stamp, this limited novelty edition is served with all the fixings for a perfectly ridiculous, completely inedible sandwich.

After overwhelming demand from Oxymoron fans, Doomsday Discs finally delivered the ultimate cheese sandwich experience. Each set includes two slices of Doomsday Discs bread, two pickle minis, and a tomato mini. The bread slices are actually functional sponges, perfect for drying discs, cleaning up, or tackling dishes. The pickle and tomato slices are PDGA-legal mini markers, adding a little legitimate disc golf functionality to an otherwise absurd creation.

While the Oxymoron itself is not PDGA-approved for tournament play, it's a fun collectible, conversation starter, and unique addition to any Doomsday Discs collection.

Key Features

Special Cheese Sandwich Edition of the square-shaped Oxymoron
Exclusive Sharp Cheddar stamp on a bright orange disc
Includes two bread-shaped cleaning sponges
Includes two pickle-shaped PDGA-legal mini markers
Includes one tomato-shaped PDGA-legal mini marker
Novelty disc not PDGA-approved for tournament play
Fun collectible for Doomsday Discs fans
Completely inedible, despite its delicious appearance

The Oxymoron Cheese Sandwich Edition delivers everything you never knew you needed in a disc golf sandwich. It's cheesy, ridiculous, and unmistakably Doomsday. Please don't eat the merchandise.