I'm filling up at the service station and some old-timer shuffles over, "Hey jr, where's your bib?" I'm like, "Bib? You're the one who needs a bib. You probably eat baby food. After nap time. Because you're a hungry cranky old man baby." He's all, "But isn't that a Porsche?"

I was impressed.

"They're supposed to have a filler bib. Gotta protect ya'neck, them long-hood fenders is expensive."

Thanks guy. I got just the thing.

Stock early fit, rugged 18oz vinyl