Every charity fundraiser needs its own insidious device, and we have two!

This is a pin depicting ONE of them.

The great part of co-opting industrial design for a ridiculous party machine is that all sorts of people other than Desert Bus fans can enjoy this. For example, saw operators at pulp-and-paper mills will envy you. Elevator repairmen will want to be you. Wear it the next time you attend a meeting of nuclear launch personnel and watch yourself be the belle of the irradiated ball.

Dare you press the B U T T O N ?