Do you like your martinis, dirty? Do you like a garnish on a toothpick? Do you like a jar full of pimento-filled balls? Yes? Then you’re living the olive lifestyle and boy do we have something for you. BREEDWELL’S new OLIVE GREEN DOWN-LOW SHORT is the latest addition to our more neutral, modest collection of resort shorts. Slide this buttery soft, stretch, heavy-knit short over those meaty thighs and beefy butt, and you’ll feel snug as a bug in a rug. And with five pockets, you’ll have room for all of your … olives.

These are sure to be slurped down quickly, so get yours now!