The ding in the door. The scrape on the bumper. The mailbox, again. Dad took one look and delivered the same verdict every time: that’ll buff out.

His professional opinion, now embroidered on a soft, unstructured low-profile cap. 100% cotton twill, pre-curved visor, adjustable Velcro strap. In black, dark navy or dark green, for the dad who has never once needed a second opinion.