Crooked Store
Crooked Store
Follow
Strict Scrutiny Emergency Relief Flask
Strict Scrutiny Emergency Relief Flask
Strict Scrutiny Emergency Relief Flask
Strict Scrutiny Emergency Relief Flask
$15.00

If SCOTUS doesn't need to explain their decisions, you don't either. Inspired the Supreme Court's shadow docket (which often involves the White House asking for "emergency relief"), this flask will help you get through this court term. Chase every swig with a heavy pour of analysis from Strict Scrutiny and you'll be feeling good in no time.

3.75" W x 4.50" H 6 oz. silver flask 

Launch DateJanuary 6, 2026
Days In Market289
VendorCrooked Store
Variants1
shopfeed.aicopyright © 2025
logos provided by logo.devall rights reserved