This cream-colored tee serves up full-color cowgirl sass with a side of don’t test me. “Mind Your Biscuits” is your polite-but-pissed boundary-setting mantra for dealing with nosey strangers, misogynist men, and anyone who forgot you’re not the one.

🍑🧨 The tea (and the tee):

• Unisex fit, easy to knot, crop, or ride into town in

• Full-color graphic featuring a cowgirl cutie with confrontation energy

• Cream tone that works like a neutral, hits like a warning

• Printed in the USA, approved by spicy Southern feminists everywhere