Summer was cute. The break was nice. You almost felt like a normal person. That's over now.

Ballet season is back, which means your toes are about to file a formal complaint. So we packed some stuff you need to survive it into one bundle and knocked the price down, because we're nice like that.

Here's what's inside:

The Toe Tape BALLERINA tee, because subtlety was never the assignment. The Dead Pointe Shoe Club tote to haul your gear (and eventually the corpses of the shoes you're about to destroy). The Arch Angel roller in pink or gray, for when your arches are screaming and you need a friend who won't judge. Pointe Powder to dry, disinfect, and deodorize the situation before it becomes a biohazard. And Toe-Pro Tape, because your toes and your dignity both need holding together.

That's $96 of gear for $82. Everything a returning ballerina actually reaches for, minus the part where you buy it all separately and cry at checkout. Grab your size, pick your roller color, and let's go break some shoes.

Merde. 🩰