The Causing a Racket Needlepoint Can Cooler by Smathers & Branson has just the right amount of country-club mischief. A racket, a few tennis balls, and a phrase that works equally well for your forehand and whatever happens after the second round of drinks. The hand-stitched needlepoint and leather exterior keep it respectable; what you do with the competitive spirit from there is entirely your business.

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