What they Say

NEW AND INNOVATIVE - Proven to improve productivity, release stress, as well as keeping the hands and mind active. 

Smooth and fast spinning action on its internal ball bearings. 

What they Mean

We just copied this text from the factory website. I'm sure its true. They wouldn't lie, would they?

We jumped on this trend 1 year later than everyone else and still have these knocking about in our Warehouse.

What can we say about a useless piece of tat? Err, it's red?

What rhymes with spin? Put it in the Bin.