ask me to smile, i dare you.

a timeless classic in unsolicited advice, now available in t-shirt form. this tee is for anyone who has been told to “look more approachable” or “lighten up” by a man with the emotional intelligence of a brick. wear it as a passive-aggressive reminder that your face is not public property, and give their attitude right back to them.

printed on soft, high-quality cotton (black or white, because grayscale is a mood), this tee is perfect for ignoring unsolicited opinions, perfecting your deadpan expression, or making someone deeply uncomfortable.

👄💀 resting bitch face? permanent.