clock in, zone out, repeat.

another day, another soulless meeting that could’ve been an email. this tee is for the overworked, underpaid, and spiritually deceased—those who haunt the office kitchen waiting for the third coffee to kick in, who survive on spite and the false promise of "work-life balance."

printed on soft, high-quality cotton (black or white, because corporate misery comes in monochrome), this tee is perfect for doomscrolling through job listings, faking enthusiasm on zoom calls, or surviving another round of layoffs. 

📊🎭 smile for HR. they’re watching.