you had dreams. big ones. but here you are now, with a soul-crushing job, a calendar full of meetings that should’ve been emails, and a coffee addiction that barely keeps the existential dread at bay. this shirt is for the overworked, underpaid, and painfully self-aware—those who know their true potential is rotting somewhere in an inbox.
printed on soft, high-quality cotton (black or white, because color is for people with hope), this tee is perfect for contemplating a career change you’ll never make, disassociating in a fluorescent-lit break room or spiraling about what could’ve been.