it's not waking up—it's just regaining consciousness to do it all over again.

sleep? never met her. this shirt is for those whose bloodstream is at least 60% caffeine, who wake up exhausted, and who consider "good morning" an outright lie. whether you're doomscrolling at 2 a.m. or sipping your fifth cup of emotional support coffee, this tee is your official uniform for barely holding it together.

printed on soft, high-quality cotton (because at this point, you deserve at least one thing that brings you comfort), so you can stay comfortable while contemplating your life choices, avoiding emails, or chain-drinking espresso shots out of pure survival instinct.

💀☕ cheers. to what? we don’t know. but we’ll drink to it anyway.