welcome to your last straw. would you like fries with that?

this tee is for the corporate captives barely holding it together, the exhausted desk jockeys one passive-aggressive email away from losing it and the WFH employees who checked out mentally in 2019. featuring a strangely familiar office clown drowning in existential flames, this design perfectly captures the moment you realize your “career path” is actually just a dead end.

printed on soft, high-quality cotton, it’s perfect for fake-smiling through customer interactions, retyping “per my last email” for the 7th time, and debating whether to quit—or just set the whole place on fire.

🍔🔥 i’m lov—actually, no. i’m not.