would you like crippling anxiety with that?

this tragically relatable tee is for those who know that life doesn’t come with a toy—just a side of existential dread. inspired by a certain golden-arched institution, this design captures that perfect mix of childhood nostalgia and adulthood disappointment.

printed on soft, high-quality cotton, this shirt is perfect for crying in your car, questioning your life choices in a drive-thru, or ordering an ungodly amount of fries just to feel something.

🍟 “i’m not lovin’ it, but here we are.”