evan, please, if you’re reading this—pick up the phone.

this shirt is a tribute to every emotionally unavailable man (and woman), every left-on-read, every “haha sorry i’m bad at texting” excuse you’ve ever endured. you’re thirsty, literally and figuratively, and you’re not afraid to admit it anymore.

printed on soft, high-quality cotton, this tee is perfect for dramatic 3 a.m. texts, romanticizing bad decisions, and posting selfies with cryptic instagram captions—just in case he still stalks your stories.

(or if you just really like bottled water and misread the shirt.)

💦 hydrated? no. desperate? maybe. thirsty? always.