retirement? in this economy?

if you’re barely surviving the grind, but still holding onto the dream of financial freedom (like this poor skeleton clinging to his flamingo floatie), we see you. manifest early retirement—or any retirement at all—while you try not to work yourself into the grave in this shirt.

printed on soft, high-quality cotton, this is your perfect monday tee. choose your favourite colour—cause let’s be real, you can’t afford to retire or a second shirt.

💀 dying to retire? you, me, and every other millennial.