What happens when a houseplant retailer does Christmas lights? You get a monstera leaf. This one stands 92cm tall, with 116 warm white LEDs lighting up a 60cm metal leaf.

It switches itself on at dusk and off again six hours later, so it's glowing when you get home and dark by bedtime. It runs from the mains on a 1m lead, so give it a spot near a socket. Put it next to your real monstera and see who notices.

• 116 warm white LEDs
• Mains powered
• Lead wire length: 1m
• Material: metal
• Turns on automatically at dusk and off after 6 hours