BACK IN STOCK!!

The #1 rule for boating. Let your guests know there is a strict No Banana policy on board, and tell them however it needs to be said: naughty or nice.

Two-sided towel. Now thicker and more absorbent.

"no bananas on board please" on front 
"no fucking bananas" on back 

• Limited Supply Available!
• Comes with ripstop nylon carrying bag
• Available in one size: 30” x 60”
• Premium microfiber is extremely water absorbent, fast drying, and won't get nasty if left in the hatch
• Sand Resistant
• Pet Hair Resistant
• Slip Resistant
• Butter Soft & Durable
• Lightweight @ 9 oz