Our famous two-sided Boat Towel lets your guests know not to put those dirty feet on that freshly washed deck and allows you to say it however it needs to be said.  Now Uncensored Again 

"Kindly wipe your feet" on front 
"Wipe your fucking feet" on back 

• Limited Supply Available!
• Available in one size: 30” x 60”
• Premium microfiber is extremely water absorbent, fast drying, and won't get nasty if left in the hatch
• Sand Resistant
• Pet Hair Resistant
• Slip Resistant
• Butter Soft & Durable
• Lightweight @ 8.5oz 

Get a matching Wipe Your Fucking Hands towel here.

*please note when pre-ordering: it is very beneficial for our small team to ship your entire order together, if you pre-order a towel and another product but need the other item immediacy, please just send us a message*