Let’s be honest, you don't need to huff and puff to blow the manager's door down—the local complainers do that for you. This tee is for the bloke who's mastered the art of shutting down a neighborhood meltdown with just one look. You might not be lurking in the woods or wearing your grandma's nightgown, but you definitely have an aura that sends the local busybodies running.

Perfect for the guy who looks intimidating but is really just standing there wondering what's for dinner. Slip this on and let the neighborhood know: you might be a softy underneath, but you've still got enough bite to make a Karen cry.

Printed on quality 180GSM combed cotton that's thick enough to last but won't have you sweating at the pub. Regular fit with a crew neck, reinforced with shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems so it holds up to actual wear. Side-seamed construction means it won't twist around your body after a few washes, and the preshrunk fabric stays true to size even when your missus throws it in the dryer on high.

We print everything to order right here in Wollongong, so your shirt's made fresh when you order.

Check the size guide before ordering – our 4XL and 5XL run quite large.