Aussie slang for being absolutely flat-out busy, busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad. When someone asks how you are and the answer is "flat out like a lizard drinking," they know you're up to your eyeballs in it. The image of a lizard frantically lapping up water before the sun gets too hot perfectly captures that frantic energy.

Perfect for tradies, business owners, dads, and anyone who's got seventeen things on the go at once. If your to-do list has a to-do list, this shirt gets it.

Quality 180GSM combed cotton that's built to keep up with your pace. Regular fit with crew neck, proper construction with shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems so it doesn't fall apart when you're rushing around. Preshrunk fabric stays true to size even when you're too busy to read the wash instructions properly. Side-seamed design keeps it comfortable all day, even when you're running around like a blue-arsed fly.

We print everything to order in our Wollongong workshop.

Check the size guide before ordering – our 4XL and 5XL run quite large.