The ultimate "don't ask me questions" statement, now in singlet form for maximum airflow while maintaining maximum attitude. When someone asks why you're doing something, why you're not wearing a proper shirt, or why anything really – F U, that's why. Perfect for blokes who've earned the right to do whatever they want.

Made for blokes who are done explaining themselves and need something to wear in the heat. If you've reached the stage where "because I said so" is valid enough, and summer's too hot for sleeves, this singlet is your declaration of independence with maximum ventilation.

Printed on quality 180GSM cotton that's built for Aussie summers. Regular fit, side-seamed construction, and double-needle hems so it holds up to beach sessions, gym workouts, or just general hot weather activities. Preshrunk fabric stays true to size even when you're sweating, and the reinforced armholes mean it won't fall apart mid-flex.

We print everything to order in our Wollongong workshop.

Check the size guide before ordering – our 4XL and 5XL run quite large.