Simple advice that more people should follow. The cactus mascot drives the point home – sometimes you need a visual reminder not to be a prickly dickhead. Life's too short to be surrounded by pricks, so don't be one.

Made for blokes who value straight talk and common decency. If you've ever had to tell someone to pull their head in, this shirt says it for you without you having to open your mouth.

Printed on quality 180GSM combed cotton that's soft, not prickly – unlike some people. Regular fit with crew neck, reinforced construction with shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems. Preshrunk fabric stays true to size, and side-seamed design keeps it comfortable all day. Unlike pricks, this shirt's actually pleasant to be around.

Custom printed in our Wollongong workshop when you order.

Check the size guide before ordering – our 4XL and 5XL run quite large.