Your tattoo artist: the only person you'll pay to repeatedly stab you with needles and then thank them for it. This shirt celebrates the weird relationship between blokes and their tattoo artists – equal parts pain, trust, and questionable life choices. Perfect conversation starter at the pub.

Made for inked blokes who appreciate the irony of thanking someone for inflicting pain on you for hours at a time. If you've got ink, know a tattooist, or just appreciate the absurdity of tattoo culture, this one speaks to you.

Printed on quality 180GSM combed cotton that's softer than your tattooist's bedside manner. Regular fit with crew neck, reinforced construction with shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems. Preshrunk fabric stays true to size – unlike that tribal tattoo you got in your twenties. Side-seamed design keeps it comfortable all day, no numbing cream required.

Custom printed in our Wollongong workshop when you order.

Check the size guide before ordering – our 4XL and 5XL run quite large.