Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. This shirt celebrates the blokes who refuse to act their age – still making inappropriate jokes, still having a laugh, still causing harmless trouble. Age is just a number, and being a bad dad is a state of mind that doesn't expire.

Perfect for blokes who are aging like fine wine mixed with a bit of chaos. If your kids have given up trying to make you act mature and your grandkids think you're the cool one, this shirt speaks your truth.

Quality 180GSM combed cotton that ages better than you do. Regular fit with crew neck, solid construction with shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems because even if you're not acting your age, your shirt should still be dependable. Preshrunk fabric and side-seamed design mean this shirt has matured properly, even if you haven't.

Custom printed in our Wollongong workshop when you order.

Check the size guide before ordering – our 4XL and 5XL run quite large.