The natural progression from standing upright to cracking a cold one. Darwin would be proud – this is what peak evolution looks like, mate. From ape to man to bloke with a beer in hand, because that's proper human development right there.

Perfect for blokes who understand that evolution didn't stop at opposable thumbs – it perfected itself with the ability to open a tinnie. If you believe humanity's greatest achievement is the stubby holder, this shirt gets it.

Printed on quality 180GSM combed cotton that represents the peak of fabric evolution. Regular fit with crew neck, solid construction with shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems. Preshrunk fabric means it's already evolved past the shrinking phase, and side-seamed design shows we've come a long way from animal skins.

We print everything to order in our Wollongong workshop.

Check the size guide before ordering – our 4XL and 5XL run quite large.