Death before decaf in shirt form. The grim reaper knows that coffee isn't just a beverage, it's a lifestyle requirement. This design combines dark humor with caffeine dependency in the most honest way possible – because let's face it, without coffee you're basically a zombie anyway.

Made for blokes who run on caffeine and bad decisions. If your morning doesn't start until you've had at least two cups, and "don't talk to me before my coffee" is a legitimate personality trait, this shirt understands you.

Quality 180GSM combed cotton that's softer than you are before your first coffee. Regular fit with crew neck, reinforced with shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems so it holds up to your caffeine-fueled lifestyle. Preshrunk fabric means it won't shrink like your patience when someone suggests decaf. Side-seamed construction keeps it comfortable all day, fully caffeinated or not.

We print everything to order in our Wollongong workshop.

Check the size guide before ordering – our 4XL and 5XL run quite large.