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Nobody talks about how the entire Santa mythology is basically a home invasion thriller. An old man watches you sleep, breaks in through the chimney, and eats your food. We just gave him a red suit and a pass.

The Details:

Styled like a vintage horror paperback cover, the design shows Santa Claus peering through a four-pane window at night with wide, unsettling eyes and a creepy grin. A snowy neighborhood with houses sits in the background. The headline reads "He Sees You When You're Sleeping" in white distressed block text with "Sleeping" in large bold letters. A red banner at the bottom reads "Stranger Danger Series" in white uppercase text. Illustrated in red, teal, and white on a dark heather background with a retro pulp fiction vibe.

The Fit & Fabric:

Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and lightweight (4.2 oz).
Heather Colors: 52/48 Airlume cotton/poly blend. Ultra-soft with a vintage texture.
Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
Fit: Unisex retail fit. Not boxy, not slim. Refer to the size chart.
Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.