Americana Pipedream Apparel
Americana Pipedream Apparel
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Issued USN "Cracker Jack" Jumper
Issued USN "Cracker Jack" Jumper
Issued USN "Cracker Jack" Jumper
Issued USN "Cracker Jack" Jumper
$29.99

99.9% of gamblers give up before they win it all back. 

Don't be an amateur. Listen, if you're hypothetically down, say, 20K at the casino, all you have to do is spend an additional 30-50K to get yourself out. Play a game like blackjack or baccarat as the house edge in the latter is a mere 1.06%. With this simple strategy, most AP employees double to triple their salaries annually; a wise and valorous method of wealth creation. True story.

"This is parody, not financial advice." -John Pipedream

In the unlikely event you lose it all, just remember that a captain goes down with the ship. AP has just the shirt for the occasion.

Death before default. 

Launch DateDecember 19, 2025
Days In Market310
VendorAmericana Pipedream Apparel
Variants6
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