They've never caught a squirrel. They've never stopped trying.

Squirrel Patrol makes it official. Send us a photo and we turn your pet into the design: their markings, their coloring, that one ear that won't stay down. Not a generic breed cartoon. Their name goes right beside them, under the title they've already given themselves: Official Backyard Security.

How it works

1. Upload a clear photo of your pet.
2. Add their name.
3. We turn your photo into custom art and print your tee to order.

The tee

• Buttery-soft, lightweight combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a soft cotton-poly blend)
• Modern retail fit with side seams that hold their shape wash after wash
• Unisex sizes S–3XL in 10 colors
• Works for dogs, cats, and anyone else who stares out the window for a living

A gift for the person who narrates their dog's thoughts out loud. Or for you. Security has to look the part.