Say it with aubergines.

A DIY bouquet kit: eight scarily realistic fake veg and green stems. It's a bouquet. It's a salad. It's the funniest gift at the party, and it never wilts.

What's in the box

• 8 fake veg: aubergine, potato, mini pumpkin, green capsicum, red capsicum, long green pepper and 2 red chillies
• 8 green florist wire stems, about 40 cm
• With florist wrap option adds a pack of 20 pink frosted florist wrap sheets with a gold edge (58 x 58 cm) to wrap it, with plenty spare for other presents

Good to know

• Arrives as a kit, not a ready-made bouquet: fix a stem into the base of each veg (a dab of craft glue makes it extra sturdy), bunch, wrap, done
• No vase, ribbon, glue or filler included
• Not edible (we have to say it). Decoration only: wire stems, not for children under 3
• Delivery: ships in 1-3 business days, then usually 10-18 business days to arrive. Free shipping