Flowers wilt. A broccoli with a face is forever.

A DIY bouquet kit: five smiley plush veg and green stems. You put it together in about 5 minutes. For anyone who'd honestly rather get a bok choy than a rose.

What's in the box

• 5 plush veg charms, about 12 cm each: corn, broccoli, bok choy, spring onion and bamboo shoot
• 5 green florist wire stems, about 40 cm
• With florist wrap option adds a pack of 20 pink frosted florist wrap sheets with a gold edge (58 x 58 cm) to wrap it, with plenty spare for other presents

Good to know

• Arrives as a kit, not a ready-made bouquet: hook each veg's little loop onto a stem, twist, bunch, done
• No vase, ribbon or filler included
• A decoration, not a toy: wire stems, not for children under 3
• Delivery: ships in 1-3 business days, then usually 10-18 business days to arrive. Free shipping

Bonus: unhook them later and they're cute little veg charms again.