Look, if you're finding yourself nodding along to this transfer, maybe it's time to have a serious chat with someone who gets paid to listen. But until then, slap this on a tee and own your questionable life choices. White ink that actually shows up—because subtlety is for people with their lives together. Heat press this bad boy onto dark fabric and watch people either laugh nervously or slowly back away. Either way, mission accomplished. Transfer only. No shirt included. No emotional baggage removal included either, but hey, at least you'll look self-aware while you work through your stuff.

• White Ink
• TRANSFER ONLY- NO TEES ARE INCLUDED. Heat press required.