This embroidered cotton dad hat features the phrase "bite me." in a tiny, polite italic font. The ultimate juxtaposition of country club aesthetics and low-stakes hostility. Whether you are running errands, avoiding eye contact at a social event, or just channeling your inner 90s teen angst, this hat is your perfect, deadpan defense mechanism.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Curved brim
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• 6 embroidered eyelets

Thread Color Options
Default: Red (Classic, sharp contrast)
Available colors: red, flamingo (pink), kiwi green, green, royal blue, navy, yellow, white, black, grey, burgundy, brown, purple, orange

Customization
You may choose your thread color and request small adjustments to the design size or placement. Font changes are available for an additional fee—please message us before ordering.

The perfect gift for your favorite introvert, a sarcastic best friend, or anyone who is simply out of patience.