Straight from the North Pole, zero chill. 🎅

Christmas Bitches, a Christmas card by All The Ways To Say, looks like a giant postage stamp, with Santa in heart-shaped sunglasses and a message that skips the usual pleasantries entirely. Postmark details and lettering are stamped in gold foil, printed on premium 300g FSC paper and left blank inside for your own message, franked into a matching envelope made in France.

Send this Christmas card to the friend who appreciates a joke over a "season's greetings," or use it as the one card in the pile that actually gets read twice.

Franked, sealed, unbothered. ✉️