Wait, what was the point again? 🐟

Meet the Shiny Object Syndrome hardcover notebook by All The Ways To Say, disguised as a self-help bestseller, "for people who forgot why they came," complete with a fake author credit for "How to Stay Focused. Wait, who are you?" Start a to-do list on page one, get three items in, and let the 220 lined pages catch whatever actually crosses your mind instead. It reads less like a planner and more like an honest account of how your brain actually works. Slip it to the person who opens five tabs to look up one thing.

Focus, eventually. Maybe. 🐠