Keep your ID close and your existential dread closer.

The Dumpster Fire Badge Reel is the perfect accessory for anyone just trying to make it through another workday. Featuring our iconic Dumpster Fire design and a retractable reel, it's a little bit of chaos you can take to work.

Perfect for nurses, teachers, healthcare workers, and anyone whose job feels like a literal dumpster fire.

• Measures 1.49" wide

• Retractable badge reel

• Not MRI safe