Hallmark could never. These greeting cards come in 3 different sizes - Mini Card, Medium and Large. So if you need the entire skate crew to send some sunshine to a broken friend, you're all covered. 

They are also customizable for a fee! I can adjust the Explitive and break location. Just write me a note about what you are looking for. 

Large - Folded to size A5
14.8 cm x 21 cm
5.8 x 8.3 inches

Medium - Folded to Size A6
10.5 x 14.8 cm
4.1 x 5.8 inches

Mini Card- Folded to size A7  
5.25 cm x 7.4 cm 
2.04 x 2.91 inches

Premium Matte Cardstock. Envelope Color may vary.